You can swing on my vine anytime!!

10 12 2015

kinnik's Funhouse

“You, Tarzan. Me, Horny.”

(thank you for the perfect quote, MsBuffy, that sums it up quite nicely) ;)

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AAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!

9 12 2015

The poster is here!!

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HD version of SKARZAN too! ;)

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Oh…My…

9 12 2015




Sweet Jesus have mercy!!! Tarzan is here!!!

9 12 2015

Take a deep breath ladies and have a fire extinguisher ready to put out your panties!!!!

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I’ll never survive this movie. I’m buying out a whole theater just for me so I can run up and down the aisles squealing to my heart’s content!!!

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Day 3: Bonus Hotness // #25DaysOfChristmas

3 12 2015

Kelpie's Korner

Since I am not a machine and can’t churn out the requisite number of one shots/outtakes/drabbles in the miniscule amount of free time I had, I figured y’all wouldn’t be too upset if I supplement with some extra hotness. :) Enjoy lovelies!

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Introducing the Fangbangers Anonymous Advent Calendar

1 12 2015

The TB/SVM Writers Directory : Fangfuckingtastic FanFiction

ADVENTMAIN

Yes, it’s that time of year already where it’s all about giving. To celebrate (and sneakily alleviate a bit of workload from our lovely blog contributors) we’ll be offering you a fun daily surprise here on the Fangbangers Anonymous Blog until Christmas eve. Sorry, there will be no Eric, chocolate or otherwise, hidden behind our round little doors for you to consume (seriously no matter how gracious and plentiful he may be, if we had one do you really think we’d share?) but there will be plenty of other great content, including and not limited to; surprise stories from some of your favorite writers, where and what to shop for all those Christmas fangbanging needs or if you’re a vampire and stumped on what to get that special human in your life (anything but a puppy), recipes and all sorts of other fun SVM/TB related surprises. So be sure to…

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We Gotta Problem

24 11 2015

ficlit78

Hello my best buds,

As some of you have already brought to my attention, we’ve got a slight problem over on FFN, specifically in the TB/SVM section.  Apparently, a sad little crusader has decided that it’s her/his job to clean up FFN of all the smuttiness therein.  On the face of it, I’d usually laugh my ass off.  FFN currently hosts tens of thousands of smutty stories, many of which are very dear to our hearts.

But, they’ve opened an account as of November 21st and have started naming names, with particular hatred aimed at me.  I don’t know if we’re dealing with a super-prude, or a Bible thumper, or just someone who has no talent of their own and tears down those that do, but no excuse is viable.

My worry is that if this person succeeds we’ll lose many of the wonderful stories that brought us here in…

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